Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Starkid's Nerdy Prudes Must Die is a teen-slasher horror-comedy musical set in 2021. When the biggest losers at Hatchetfield High fight to take back their power, something supernatural begins stalking the halls of the school, and it's far worse than any purple nurple or swirlie! And as the school's nerds begin dropping like flies, Grace Chasity, Stephanie Lauter, and Peter Spankoffski must band together to save themselves and all the Nerdy Prudes! But can a group of weaklings survive a vengeful, omnipotent evil more ancient than time itself? 

WARNING: 'Nerdy Prudes Must Die' features simulated violence, adult language, sexual situations, bullying, teen death, frightening imagery, gunshot sounds, blood, and gore. It is intended for mature audiences.

Performances will be held at the Henry Players Theater in McDonough, GA. Run time is around 1 hour and 45 minutes long with a 15 minute intermission.

Showtimes:

July 17, 2026 at 7:30pm 

July 18, 2026 at 2:30pm and 7:30pm. 

Music and Lyrics by Jeff Blim

Book by Nick & Matt Lang

Orchestrations by Matt Dahan

Directed By Suzanna Falcón